A nice entry in the SHoS this morning from ‘aristotelean sacrament”:

Hey

Thanks to a private nomination, you are now in a position to take advantage of our discreet encounter matching system.

Our job is to get you laid over and over again.

Confirm your encounter here: [omitted for privacy] – — cancel link below: We had gone on so far in a mixture of as still remained there to be sent to Dover my desire was to apply myself to some of a wish that he should well educated well dressed and with Ah amiable indeedand also of thegood Babara was very glad to see me days in London Here she left off had Box Seat written against the entry [omitted for privacy]

It’s reassuring to know there are so many people out there who care about how often I get laid.